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GIRLS
25 SHAWNA LENEÉ (Covergirl)
Sunshine Matinee
Photography by Mark Lit
48 SIMI
Passport to Pleasure
Photography by Charles Lightfoot
68 ROXY DeVILLE & KATARINA KAT
Backstage Passes
Photography by Holly Randall
82 HEATHER VANDEVEN
Natural Beauty
Photography by Mark Lit
114 NINA MERCEDEZ
Built for Riding
Photography by T Ritter
130 ALAN STAFFORD
Another Hot Blonde Fucking Some Guy With Tattoos
Photography by Holly Randall
176 LUCKY
Wanna Get Lucky?
Photography by Matti Klatt
FEATURES
38 BEHIND THE SCENES:
Step into Dennis Hof's famed Nevada bordello and find out why Cathouse is one of cable TV's most popular series!
by TR. McAlister
42 WHO REALLY OUGHT TO BE PRESIDENT?
You think the real candidates are crazy? Take a look at our wacky celebrity nominees!
Cartoons by George Trosley
44 POLITICAL CAGE MATCH
The Emmy-winning broadcast superstar explains how—and why—the media has utterly failed the American people.
by Alex Bennett
56 HOW TO RIG AN ELECTION
Convicted election saboteur Allen Raymond reveals the GOP's secrets—and warns what dirty tricks to expect from them during this year's Presidential campaign. Interview by Bruce David and Ted Newsom
64 SEXTOY DAVE
A party-hardy Hollywood guy turns his erotic fantasies into a million-dollar business.
by Eric Althoff
76 CHUMP JOCKS (and the women who drain them)
Your gym coach warned you about sex before a game—and he was right! See how sports stars get screwed when dealing with vengeful psycho wives and lovers.
by M. Allen Nathan
80 MATCH THE SNATCH
Celebrity privates, as in whose cooze is whose?
Illustrations by Alex Ebel
100 ANN COULTER
What is this right-wing harpy packing between her legs? How come her hands are so big? And what's up with that Adam's apple? Take a peek under her dress—if you dare!
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
American Schlub
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
It's Just Sex by Larry Flynt
8 TECH KNOW
Robots rule! Plus, a towering speaker giveaway
10 VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS
Timely political cartoon
by Greg Palast & Ted Rall
11 ROBERT SCHEER
The Real Tax & Spend Thieves
13 NAT HENTOFF
Fuck the FCC and defend liberty!
15 FEEDBACK
JFK witness, musclebabes pro and con, and marvelous Meggan
16 POLITICAL PARODY
Got Milk?
17 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Creationist kook Ben Stein
19 GAME ON
Get Lost and join The Club
21 BITS & PIECES
Legends of lust, Jenna Jameson cares, Xbiz Awards' big night
36 HOT LETTERS
How to use your economic stimulus!
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Crude and lewd…just the way you like it
60 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
South-of-the-border sizzler
63 ARIOCK PINUP
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
Goofy guffaws and toilet poetry
104 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Rapper Everlast on the sad state of hip-hop, plus CDs and DVDs you need
108 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Academy Award winners bared: Marion Cotillard and Tilda Swinton
110 FAMOUS FLESH
The nubile nipples of Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Amy Smart and Brit fashion model Jordan
120 COLLEGE REPORT
Tempest in a T-shirt
by Becky Kuschel
121 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Watch Bridget matriculate for you
124 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Barely Legal goes Blu-ray, Paulina James loses her butt cherry, and Teradise beckons
140 BEAVER HUNT
Hey, don't I know her?!
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