Description | GIRLS 25 SHAWNA LENEÉ (Covergirl) Sunshine Matinee Photography by Mark Lit 48 SIMI Passport to Pleasure Photography by Charles Lightfoot 68 ROXY DeVILLE & KATARINA KAT Backstage Passes Photography by Holly Randall 82 HEATHER VANDEVEN Natural Beauty Photography by Mark Lit 114 NINA MERCEDEZ Built for Riding Photography by T Ritter 130 ALAN STAFFORD Another Hot Blonde Fucking Some Guy With Tattoos Photography by Holly Randall 176 LUCKY Wanna Get Lucky? Photography by Matti Klatt FEATURES 38 BEHIND THE SCENES: Step into Dennis Hof's famed Nevada bordello and find out why Cathouse is one of cable TV's most popular series! by TR. McAlister 42 WHO REALLY OUGHT TO BE PRESIDENT? You think the real candidates are crazy? Take a look at our wacky celebrity nominees! Cartoons by George Trosley 44 POLITICAL CAGE MATCH The Emmy-winning broadcast superstar explains how—and why—the media has utterly failed the American people. by Alex Bennett 56 HOW TO RIG AN ELECTION Convicted election saboteur Allen Raymond reveals the GOP's secrets—and warns what dirty tricks to expect from them during this year's Presidential campaign. Interview by Bruce David and Ted Newsom 64 SEXTOY DAVE A party-hardy Hollywood guy turns his erotic fantasies into a million-dollar business. by Eric Althoff 76 CHUMP JOCKS (and the women who drain them) Your gym coach warned you about sex before a game—and he was right! See how sports stars get screwed when dealing with vengeful psycho wives and lovers. by M. Allen Nathan 80 MATCH THE SNATCH Celebrity privates, as in whose cooze is whose? Illustrations by Alex Ebel 100 ANN COULTER What is this right-wing harpy packing between her legs? How come her hands are so big? And what's up with that Adam's apple? Take a peek under her dress—if you dare! STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY American Schlub 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT It's Just Sex by Larry Flynt 8 TECH KNOW Robots rule! Plus, a towering speaker giveaway 10 VOTE THEFT FOR IDIOTS Timely political cartoon by Greg Palast & Ted Rall 11 ROBERT SCHEER The Real Tax & Spend Thieves 13 NAT HENTOFF Fuck the FCC and defend liberty! 15 FEEDBACK JFK witness, musclebabes pro and con, and marvelous Meggan 16 POLITICAL PARODY Got Milk? 17 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Creationist kook Ben Stein 19 GAME ON Get Lost and join The Club 21 BITS & PIECES Legends of lust, Jenna Jameson cares, Xbiz Awards' big night 36 HOT LETTERS How to use your economic stimulus! 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS Crude and lewd…just the way you like it 60 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE South-of-the-border sizzler 63 ARIOCK PINUP 96 HUSTLER HUMOR Goofy guffaws and toilet poetry 104 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Rapper Everlast on the sad state of hip-hop, plus CDs and DVDs you need 108 MOVIE MAMMARIES Academy Award winners bared: Marion Cotillard and Tilda Swinton 110 FAMOUS FLESH The nubile nipples of Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Amy Smart and Brit fashion model Jordan 120 COLLEGE REPORT Tempest in a T-shirt by Becky Kuschel 121 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Watch Bridget matriculate for you 124 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Barely Legal goes Blu-ray, Paulina James loses her butt cherry, and Teradise beckons 140 BEAVER HUNT Hey, don't I know her?! |
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