Girls 27 BROOKE LEE ADAMS First Looks Photography by Mark Lit 45 MIA PRESLEY Transition Lane Photography by Holly Randall 64 MICHELLE & BRIDGET Czech Mates Photography by Matti Klatt 76 ISIS TAYLOR I'm a Porn Star! Photography by Matti Klatt 98 THIS AIN'T HELL'S KITCHEN XXX Savory contestants compete for hottest dish Photos courtesy HUSTLER Video 117 MIKO Hose Monster Photography by Ladi von Jansky 162 BONNIE Museum Piece Features 38 The Q&A: PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS Save the dollar, not the banks! Interview by Mark Johnson 42 BODACIOUS BOOTY BABES Illustrator Phil Henderson's outlandish repertory Profile by KA Le Roque 54 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KAYDEN KROSS Tagging along with porn's loveliest equestrian and poet. Article by M. Allen Nathan 58 DAN COLLINS: FUNNY FOR THE FUCK OF IT A venerable HUSTLER cartoonist is still indulging his twisted mind Profile by Bob Muleady 60 HUSTLER'S GUIDE TO STDS Nasty facts and nastier pics Article by Jan Matlack 72 ASHLEY MADISON: CHEATING FOR FUN…AND PROFIT Who's really getting screwed thanks to the online dating service? Article by Rhonda Baughman Standards 3 SEX PARODY Ghost of Your Ex-Girlfriend's Ass 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT What's Obama Doing? by Larry Flynt 9 TECH KNOW Win a Parker HUSTLER guitar! 10 GAME ON Killer Games: Saw, Wolverine & Infamous 11 ROBERT SCHEER Who's Minding the Store? 13 NAT HENTOFF …Coming Home to Roost 15 ALEX BENNETT The Thieves at the Door 17 MANCOW MULLER My Brother Mark 19 FEEDBACK Rants on Frankenfood and nuts; odes to Mamie Van Doren and Zeina Heart 20 MAMIE VAN DOREN The Meaning of Neda 21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Beauty Queen Carrie Prejean 23 BITS & PIECES Steam punk, Olivia Wilde gets dicked and XRCO Awards 36 HOT LETTERS Working Stiff 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS You get old, but these never do. 41 PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG 63 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH Double Pumped by Veronica Vavoon 75 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE Southern Siren Haven Leigh by Michelle McCarthy 88 HUSTLER HUMOR Jokes to choke on your lunch over. 91 COUGARS UNLEASHED Mona Hunt blossoms 93 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Halloween rocks! Anthrax, Lordi and Papa Roach 96 MOVIE MAMMARIES Jessica Biel's hot body of work 97 FAMOUS FLESH Kate Moss topless 106 COLLEGE REPORT USC's basketball debacle 107 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Porn-star coed Roxy Reynolds 109 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Sitcum blowout: raunchy spoofs of Star Trek, The Office and -the Cosbys, plus a candid chat with XXX director Will Ryder 125 BEAVER HUNT Bevy of foxy amateurs |