GIRLS 25 BRITNEY AMBER Under Her Hood Photography by Mark Lit 48 ARIEL Cherry Bomb Photography by Digital Desire 67 PRINZZESS & ALYSSA REECE Porn Pals Photography by Holly Randall 84 VERONICA Window Dressing Photography by Matti Klatt 108 CHARLES RDERA She's a Maneater Photography by Matti Klatt 129 KENDRA BANX Motocross Mistress Photography by Ladi von Janskv 175 NICOLE SCOTT Late Bloomer Photography by Jose Luis FEATURES 38 PLAY BALL '09 Upcoming MLB season's Top 10 teams headed in the right direction and the Top 10 intriguing players. Article by Scott Ostler 42 CIGARETTE BASEBALL CARDS The rarest and priciest from the era of Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb. Article by Ted Newsom 44 DIAMOND DOLLS & BASEBALL ANNIES Learn the sexy secrets of the dugout groupies. Article by M. Allen Nathan 56 SAMMY HAGAR & MICHAEL ANTHONY Get the Party Started! Interviews by Keith Valcourt 59 THE SARAH PALIN CHRONICLES Cartoon parody by Noel Anderson 62 WHO KILLED MICHAEL CONNELL? On the verge of telling the truth, the computer guru who allegedly stole the 2004 election for George W. Bush dies in a plane crash. Article by Bob Fitrakis & Harvey Wasserman 76 EVEL DICK Big Brother 8 Winner Gets Really Real Interview by Keith Valcourt 78 BODY PAINTING Wild animals, colorful illusions and eye-popping "clothing" on luscious bare skin! Article by Justin Hampton 98 SALVIA: THE NEW LEGAL HIGH What is the mystery weed that the government wants to ban? Article by Science Editor at Large Debbie Epstein STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY American Schlub: Gay Dad 7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT My Problem With Obama by Larry Flynt 8 TECH KNOW Win a high-tech jacket! 10 GAME ON Spider-Man, bull riding & Lara Croft in the buff 11 ROBERT SCHEER The Born Identity 13 NAT HENTOFF Dubya's Last Pratfall 15 ALEX BENNETT The Great Corporate Rip-off 17 FEEDBACK Food-riot warning, Cougar craze and a Capri curtain call 18 POLITICAL PARODY GM: Buy This Car…or Else! 19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH Senator Bob Corker (R-TN) 21 BITS & PIECES Furverts, Deep Throat director R.I.P. & porn chicks with (bowling) balls! 36 HOT LETTERS First taste of online dating 37 CLASSIC CARTOONS No fungus on these funnies! 65 THE GIRLS OF MYSPAC Adventurous sex kitten Charlotte Sterling 75 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH "I Fucked Brooke Taylor!" by lucky reader Sean Topham 80 COUGARS UNLEASHED Jade: 49, Filipina and fine by Ericka Hachette 96 HUSTLER HUMOR Funny or just filthy? You decide. 100 SIGHTS & SOUNDS Interview scoops: The Who's Roger Daltrey, Blind Melon & William Katt 104 MOVIE MAMMARIES Scarlett Johansson & Nancy Allen 106 FAMOUS FLESH Hilary Duff's nipple puffs 118 COLLEGE REPORT Firepower on campus 119 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS Nude scholar 120 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT Jerk Off Material, Barely Legal Black Chicks and smut-loving lawyers 139 BEAVER HUNT Amateur eye candy |