| Description | GIRLS 26 CAPRI
Fill in Her Blanks
Photography by Mark Lit
45 REBECCA LYNN
Golden Opportunity
Photography by Jose Luis
64 ABBEY BROOKS & DERRICK PIERCE
Got Gas?
Photography by Matti Klatt
84 ANGELINA ARMANI
She Floored Us
Photography by Matti Klatt
111 NIKKI JAYNE & FRANZISKA FACELLA
The Pickup Artist
Photography by Matti Klatt
130 VERONICA SAINT
This Saint's a Sinner
Photography by J Stephen Hicks
175 JESSICA DIFEO
Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming
Photography by Holly Randall
FEATURES 38 THE Q&A: H. LOUIS SIRKIN, PART 2
The famed defender of free speech explains how changes in the law endanger your personal freedom.
Interview by Bruce David and Maeve Vanessa Scanlon
42 HOW TO CHEAT AT FOOTBALL
Award-winning sportswriter explains the NFL's dirtiest tricks.
by Scott Ostler
53 END GAME: THE BUSH FINANCIAL SCAM
Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer kicks off our "Depression Issue" by exposing how and why our economy was destroyed.
54 10 WAYS TO SURVIVE THE DEPRESSION
How to get through the hard times.
by Ted Newsom
56 RUN YOUR CAR ON VEGETABLE OIL
The "Veggie Van" man explains how to drive on French fry oil!
by Josh Tickell
57 CRUISE ON BOOZE
Methanol: Is it better than gasoline?
60 YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A DEPRESSION WHEN…
Cartoon feature by George Trosley
63 HUSTLER'S GREAT GAS GIVEAWAY
Drive free on Larry Flynt's dime!
74 THE SUNSET STRIP MURDERS
A psycho nurse joins a sadistic drifter to hunt hookers and plunge L.A. into terror.
by Jamie Schram
78 MY SECRET LIFE AS A STRIPPER
Pole dances, pasties, T-bars…and Top Ramen? Sultry Sun Karma tells all.
81 COUGARS UNLEASHED #1
They're not older; they're better. Growwwllll!
STANDARDS 3 SEX PARODY
It's what's for dinner
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Put the Pigs in Jail!
by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Scandyna speakers giveaway
10 GAME ON
NBA, MLB and HAC (hot Asian chick)
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Common Sense…and Uncommon Stupidity
13 NAT HENTOFF
Africa's Hitler
15 ALEX BENNETT
Talk, Talk, Talk
17 FEEDBACK
Marooned Marines and sock-it-to-me Sochee
18 POLITICAL PARODY
Monsanto's poisonous milk
19 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Joe Lieberman, Israeli Senator?
21 BITS & PIECES
Kim Kardashian gets licked Sunny Leone uploads, plus Howard Stern's Blue Iris
36 HOT LETTERS
Real-life erotica from our readers
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Taste-free giggles from the past
76 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Porn newbie Jessica Valentino
96 HUSTLER HUMOR
I just pissed myself
99 GINA KING PINUP
102 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Hinder's got balls, plus ABC's Martin Fry and rocker Matthew Sweet
106 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Sexy sci-fi starlets Milla Jovovich and Jane Fonda
109 FAMOUS FLESH
Sarah Marshall: London-calling Brit nip-slip
119 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Shit Happens by Mira
120 COLLEGE REPORT
Saving venerable trees in Berkeley
121 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Sarah
122 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Cockbuster rollout: Roller Dollz, Pirates II and more
139 BEAVER HUNT
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