Hustler Magazine – December 2009

GIRLS

27 TUESDAY CROSS
Our Favorite Day
Photography by Matti Klatt
46 HARMONY PAXSON
Drunk on Love
Photography by Ladi von Jansky
63 ALEXIS AMORE & CHARLES DERA
It Takes Two to Tango
Photography by Holly Randall
76 KIMBERLY KATO
The Early Riser
Photography by J Stephen Hicks
99 EVERYBODY LOVES LUCY!
Red-Hot Sitcum
Photos courtesy HUSTLER Video
119 DANIELLE TRIXIE
Undercover Lover
Photography by Jose Luis
162 MAGGIE
Shadow Puppet
Classic Photography by James Baes
FEATURES

38 THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IS BANKRUPT
The U.S. dollar is circling the drain and taking our prosperity with it.
Report by Chns Hedges
42 SPANK YOU!
The Spirit's ass-tastic art
Prnfile by Albert Pierce
44 ACE FREHLEY: KISS THIS!
Legendary guitarist tells all.
Interview by Music Editor Keith Valcourt
54 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF DANA DeARMOND
Meet the anything-goes porn star who redefines the word neurotic.
Article by Justin Hampton
58 THE Q&A: KIRBY DICK
The director of Outrage rips the doors off the political gay closet.
Interview by Mark Johnson
60 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!
HUSTLER celebrates 35 years with a heavenly descent into hell.
72 FOOTBALL BETTING TIPS
How to bend the odds in your favor.
Article by Chn's Maloney
90 JESUS GIVES GOOD HEAD
HUSTLER's roving reporter hangs out at Richmond tattoo festival
Sun Karma
STANDARDS

3 SEX PARODY
Nurse Jackoff
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Obama: Lost in the Wilderness?
by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Win a custom HUSTLER laptop!
10 GAME ON
Fishing gets extreme, and the Beatles rock again!
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Robert Rubin's Free Pass
13 NAT HENTOFF
Obama's War on Individual Privacy
15 ALEX BENNETT
A Rush to Judgment
17 MAMIE VAN DOREN
What Happened to George?
18 FEEDBACK
Washington hypocrites and a proposal for sexpot Sadie West
20 POLITICAL PARODY
Monsanto: The Future of Food
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Obama's faith-based appointee Alexia Kelley
23 BITS & PIECES
Daisy De La Hoya gets licked, Vince Neil plays golf, Kayden Kross & more
35 PINUP BY GINA KING
36 HOT LETTERS
Fight Night: Wrestling and Reaming
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
The lower the blow, the filthier it is.
57 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Masturbatory Serendipity
71 THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Comely Lindsey Lovehands
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Too soon? Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett share a gag.
93 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Charlie Murphy and Teena Marie remember Rick James.
96 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Heather Graham's career high points
97 FAMOUS FLESH
Sharon Stone: No bra? No problem.
A Petition for Privacy
108 COLLEGE REPORT
109 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
'Bama bookworm au naturel
111 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Sex diva Raquel Devine
112 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Seinfeld scores a XXX, Penny Flame goes from rough to rehab, and swingers keep it real…sleazy.
127 BEAVER HUN1
Newbies in their birthday suits