Hustler Magazine – September 2005

GIRLS SPREAD

20 SATIN
CEO: Chief Erotic Officer Photography by Suze Randall
40 HALEY & JERRY
Rescue Me Photography by Matti Klatt
58 KRYSTAL STEAL & McKENZIE LEE
The Barbershop Photography by Laurent Sky
75 JENNIFER
Danke Schoen Centerfold Photography by Matti Klatt
96 CLIVE McLEAN 1944-2005
Remembering a Revered Lensman
110 CYTHEREA
Let Me Entertain You Photography by Matti Klatt
162 LAURA LUV
Luscious Contender Photography by Ladi von Jansky

MONTHLY FEATURES

3 CHEAP-ASS SCOTCH
HUSTLER Parody
12 HAZARDOUS COSMETICS
HUSTLER Political Parody
32 WATCH WHAT YOU BUY BEFORE IT WATCHES YOU
Privacy Advocate Katherine Albrecht on Big Brother's Latest Snooping Device Interview by Carolyn Sinclair & Bruce David
36 SYSTEM OF A DOWN
Hard Rockers With a Sound Outlook Interview by Tom Farrell
50 NOAM CHOMSKY
Academia's Most Outspoken Observer Interview by Bruce David & Carolyn Sinclair
OHIO'S ODD NUMBERS
Commentator Finds 2004 Polling in One Swing State Amiss
66 CELEBRITY SKIN
Songbird Sheryl Crow, The Apprentice's
Sassy Katrina Campins Exposés by Keith Valcourt & Hans Feuersinger
HOW TO GET ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM ANYBODY!
Easy-to-Master Form of Mind Control

THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS

7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
The Many Ironies of Terri Schiavo by Larry Flynt
11 FEEDBACK
Thought-Provoking Reader Correspondence
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH 15 BITS & PIECES
HUSTLER Hits London, BJ-ing Movie Star, L.A.'s Hot News Babe, Head Cheerleader's Savior & More
30 HOT LETTERS
Trollop's Raunchy Poker Game
71 AURAL PLEASURES
Slipknot Banter, Trust Company Resurgence, Queens of the Stone Age's Busy Frontman, Autographed-CD Contest & New Discs
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
89 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Blue-Movie Extravaganza, Anime Galore, Plus )0(X Reviews by Hip-Hopper Jacki-0
106 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Uncanny Scholastic Show-offs
109 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS
Student's Controversial Porn Flick Report From UCSD by Jeremy Rode
119 TECH KNOW
Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcoud
121 GAME ON
Evaluating Latest Video Gaming by Tom Farrell
154 BEAVER HUNT
A Dozen Zesty Flasheroos